Loading Events

« All Events

  • This event has passed.

The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!

November 17, 2015 at 8:00 pm


The Jewelbox Theater





People of Earth, you must heed my warning. Destroy your satellite receivers, dismantle your communications systems, render your TV sets inoperable for the next 200 Earth years.”

Fall is full on here, Enemaniacs and you know what that means…staying inside and watching a lot of bad T.V. That’s what we do at TEC anyway, but you may want to rethink that plan when you realize your televisions are basically just conduits for human-hungry aliens to come to our planet, listen to our metal, eat our sex swinging parents and destroy our hot tubs. That’s what 1986’s TERRORVISION envisioned for the MTV generation anyway. Too bad that couldn’t have happened before Teen Mom and Jersey Shore came around. Will little Sherman be able to stop the beast before it eats everyone he loves? Will horror hostess Medusa be able to out one-liner her inspiration Elvira in the course of the movie’s running time? Will Pluthon be able to subdue the beast and return it to his home planet before they have an Earth-sized lawsuit on their hands? You’ll have to come to the next TEC LIVES!! to find out!!

Hosted by:
(Comedian/TEC Creator/Lover of Tackiness)
(Comedians/Filmmakers/­Major Movie Nerds)
Technical Adviser/DJ:
(Artist/Cartoonist/­Producer Of Things)
Special guest
(Lead Singer of the Maldives/Movie Lover/Friend that Does Favors)

$7 cover gets you a raffle ticket good for our special prize packs from Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby Shower Art!! Additional raffle tickets are just $1 for 5 tickets!!

Doors @ 7:45
Show starts @ 8:00 PM
Be sure to come early and enjoy some totally terrible b-movie trailers from 7:45 ’til showtime!!

The Enematic Cinematic LIVES brings you the awesomely fun experience of watching a shitty movie with friends, strangers and booze, combined with a live taping of The Enematic Cinematic Podcast starring you as a live audience person and featuring some of the funniest comics/performers and general randoms off the street in town! The movies will always be bad, but the times will always be good! COME for the horribly shitty movie w/comedic commentary and STAY for The Enematic Cinematic Podcast taping LIVE!

Here’s what people we know said about TEC: LIVES!!:
“A little gem…you don’t want to miss it!” – GeekWire.com
“Interesting.”- Vern, AintItCoolNews
“Cleansing?”- Lindy West, GQ
“Pull up a seat and pile on!” – City Arts Magazine

Sponsored by Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby and La Ru

Real People. Reel Talk. Really Bad Movies.