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The Rendezvous Presents:

The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: STONE COLD

August 11, 2015 at 8:00 pm


The Jewelbox Theater





“If you want to f*** with the living, you’ll have to learn to f*** with the dead!”

Here at TEC we’re not necessarily experts on sports or outdoor activity in general, but there is one legendary athlete that we wholeheartedly revere with stats, sacks and plays so legendary, no other mere mortal can match! And no, we’re not talking about his time on the football field, we’re talking about his starring role in one of the greatest biker gang, undercover cop, karate kicking, board breaking, epic explosion action movies ever made! That’s right, it’s 1991’s STONE COLD starring none other than Brian “THE BOZ” Bosworth! Will Joe Huff aka John Stone (DN) be able to infiltrate the nefarious, but generically named biker gang The Brotherhood and bring them all down from the inside? Will Vin Diesel show up to drive a getaway car in a ribbed 90’s bell sleeve sweater or a satin button up? Will notorious bikers Chains and Ice start a sweet tag team wrestling duo?? You’ll have to come to the next TEC LIVES!! to find out!!

Hosted by:
(Comedian/TEC Creator/Lover of Tackiness)
(Comedians/Filmmakers/­Major Movie Nerds)
Technical Adviser/DJ:
(Artist/Cartoonist/­Producer Of Things)
Special guest
(Comedian/Maybe A Former Football Player/Not the Boz)

$7 cover gets you 2 raffle tickets good for our special prize packs from Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby Shower Art!! Additional raffle tickets are just $1 for 5 tickets!!

Doors @ 7:45
Show starts @ 8:00 PM
Be sure to come early and enjoy some totally terrible b-movie trailers from 7:45 ’til showtime!!

The Enematic Cinematic LIVES brings you the awesomely fun experience of watching a shitty movie with friends, strangers and booze, combined with a live taping of The Enematic Cinematic Podcast starring you as a live audience person and featuring some of the funniest comics/performers and general randoms off the street in town! The movies will always be bad, but the times will always be good! COME for the horribly shitty movie w/comedic commentary and STAY for The Enematic Cinematic Podcast taping LIVE!

Here’s what people we know said about TEC: LIVES!!:
“A little gem…you don’t want to miss it!” – GeekWire.com
“Interesting.”- Vern, AintItCoolNews
“Cleansing?”- Lindy West, GQ
“Pull up a seat and pile on!” – City Arts Magazine

Sponsored by Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby and La Ru

Real People. Reel Talk. Really Bad Movies.