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The Rendezvous Presents:

The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: CHOPPING MALL

July 14, 2015 at 8:00 pm


The Jewelbox Theater



“It’s not you, Ferdy. I’m just not used to be chased around a mall in the middle of the night by killer robots.”

Do you remember high school, Enemaniacs? You know, that innocent time in your life when you and your hot friends just wanted to find a safe empty furniture store you can all drink and bone in? Well, back in the 80’s drinking and boning in places wasn’t as easy as it is now. Between having to get some old person to buy you beer, breaking and entering a commercial property and making sure your hair stayed large, you also had to deal with killer security bots lurking about ready to blow your head off! Kids today don’t know how easy they got it! Just to remind us, this month we’re waxing nostalgic with the most accurate cinematic portrayal of 80’s teenage life ever made, 1986 American scare-tactic classic CHOPPING MALL! Will Rick and Linda ever explain why they are married? Will Allison ever just relax? Will anyone make it out of the mall alive with their hairdo intact?? You’ll have to come to the next TEC LIVES!! to find out!!

Hosted by:
(Comedian/TEC Creator/Lover of Tackiness)
(Comedians/Filmmakers/­Major Movie Nerds)
Technical Adviser/DJ:
(Artist/Cartoonist/­Producer Of Things)
Special guest
(Killer Comedian/Sketch Performer/Non-Robot)

$7 cover gets you 2 raffle tickets good for our special prize packs from Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby Shower Art!! Additional raffle tickets are just $1 for 5 tickets!!

Doors @ 7:45
Show starts @ 8:00 PM
Be sure to come early and enjoy some totally terrible b-movie trailers from 7:45 ’til showtime!!

The Enematic Cinematic LIVES brings you the awesomely fun experience of watching a shitty movie with friends, strangers and booze, combined with a live taping of The Enematic Cinematic Podcast starring you as a live audience person and featuring some of the funniest comics/performers and general randoms off the street in town! The movies will always be bad, but the times will always be good! COME for the horribly shitty movie w/comedic commentary and STAY for The Enematic Cinematic Podcast taping LIVE!

Here’s what people we know said about TEC: LIVES!!:
“A little gem…you don’t want to miss it!” – GeekWire.com
“Interesting.”- Vern, AintItCoolNews
“Cleansing?”- Lindy West, GQ
“Pull up a seat and pile on!” – City Arts Magazine

Sponsored by Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby and La Ru

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