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The Enematic Cinematic LIVES!!: AMERICAN ANTHEM (1986)

July 12, 2016 at 8:00 pm


The Rendezvous





“You don’t have to go out there, Becky.”
“Yes I do.”

Oh, beautiful for spacious skies, for ambers waves of grain, this July, we here at TEC celebrate YOU America the best way we know how! With a terrible sports/romance movie made on our very own blessed soil! A movie that celebrates grit! Strength! Abs! American athleticism! Mix tapes! Beckys! Bar spins! And TRUE LOVE! It’s 1986’s AMERICAN ANTHEM starring ACTUAL American Olympic Gymnastic Medalist, Mitch Gaylord, playing a, well, 1986 version of an American Olympic Gymnastic Medalist who must choose between pole vaulting, working at his dad’s bike shop and a 1986 version of Janet Jones (Wayne Gretsky’s real life wife)! Will Steve be able to make it to the Olympics before he’s stuck riding quads and fixing bike engines or whatever for life? Will Julie make it to the Olympics before she’s stuck raising attractive athletic kids with Steve? Will America reign supreme at this fake Olympic trial tryout? You’ll have to come to the next TEC LIVES!! to find out!!

Hosted by:
(Comedian/TEC Creator/Lover of Tackiness)
(Comedians/Filmmakers/­Major Movie Nerds)
Technical Adviser/DJ:
(Artist/Cartoonist/­Producer Of Things)
Special guest
(Comedian/Gold Medalist in Something/Possible Pole Vaulter)

$5 advance tickets/$7 at the door! Cover price gets you a raffle ticket good for our special prize packs from Scarecrow Video and Ugly Baby Shower Art!! Additional raffle tickets are just $1 for 5 tickets!!

Doors @ 7:30
Show starts @ 8:00 PM
Be sure to come early and enjoy some totally terrible b-movie trailers from 7:30 ’til showtime!!

The Enematic Cinematic LIVES brings you the awesomely fun experience of watching a shitty movie with friends, strangers and booze, combined with a live taping of The Enematic Cinematic Podcast starring you as a live audience person and featuring some of the funniest comics/performers and general randoms off the street in town! The movies will always be bad, but the times will always be good! COME for the horribly shitty movie w/comedic commentary and STAY for The Enematic Cinematic Podcast taping LIVE!

Here’s what people we know said about TEC: LIVES!!:
“A little gem…you don’t want to miss it!” – GeekWire.com
“Interesting.”- Vern, AintItCoolNews
“Cleansing?”- Lindy West, GQ
“Pull up a seat and pile on!” – City Arts Magazine

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