“Say Macbeth… Or Die” Two professors. Five students. And an aptly placed table saw. Pico Morte Community College isn’t big enough for sworn enemies Professor William Shakes and Professor DJ Wave. So when they’re scheduled to use the auditorium on the same night, it’s no surprise that people start to die. With both thespians and A/V geeks alike in deadly peril, maybe they should start listening to Nostra Thomas, the semi-prescient janitor. MACBETH THE MUSICAL PARODY is a campy, bawdy romp with a dozen original song parodies.