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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180701T180000
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SUMMARY:The New York City Cops in concert
DESCRIPTION:It’s NYC Cops’ first show! They are a Strokes cover/tribute band. They’re going to play The Strokes first album\, from start to finish! Joining them will be Simon & GWARfunkle and Humberto Castañeda. \nDoors at 5:30pm\, Show at 6:00pm\nTickets: $5 \n 
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/the-new-york-city-cops-in-concert/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Music
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180706T230000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180706T230000
DTSTAMP:20260603T141148
CREATED:20170124T003555Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180802T231659Z
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SUMMARY:The Devil's Advocates present: The Devil Circus
DESCRIPTION:Join the Devil’s Advocates Burlesque for a night out at the circus! Come run away with us for a night of silly sexy fun! We’ve got tigers\, clowns and pasties! Oh my! Grab some popcorn or maybe a drink or two\, and come see what we’ve got hiding under our big top! Hosted by resident circus scamp Tout d’Lou! So prepare to be pleased\, prepare to be teased\, and be amazed as everyone clowns around with their pants down! \nFeaturing performances by:\nTout d’Lou\nLil Tigre\nMiss Boozy Cheeks\nMiss Effie DuBois\nHersera Nymphodia \nDoors at 10:45pm\, Show at 11:00pm\nTickets: $15.00 online\, $20.00 at the door \nThere will be a raffle with some exciting prizes! \n 
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/devils-advocates-midnight-show-2018-07-06/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Burlesque
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180707T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180707T190000
DTSTAMP:20260603T141148
CREATED:20180528T170339Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180528T170339Z
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SUMMARY:Modular Synth Night -- DARK SPARKLER Album Release Show
DESCRIPTION:DARK SPARKLER Album Release Show with DonaldCrunk\, The Animals At Night & Limanjaya. Enjoy a voltage controlled evening with some of Seattle’s finest modular synthesizer wranglers. \nDoors at 6:30pm\, Show at 7:00pm\nTickets: $8
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/modular-synth-night-dark-sparkler-album-release-show/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Music
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180708T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180708T190000
DTSTAMP:20260603T141148
CREATED:20180703T204502Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180703T204502Z
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SUMMARY:Found Stories
DESCRIPTION:You ever find yourself telling the same stories over and over again? We all do it. We think there is nothing interesting about our lives beyond a few memorable moments. In this show we will unlock old memories and tell new stories. \nJoin five amazing storytellers for a truly unique night. Audience members will write down words or phrases to be collected. Then each storyteller will pull one of those words/phases\, and will tell a true story from their lives right on the spot based on what is written. Come and watch your favorite local artists and storytellers share zany/endearing/painful/joyous/silly stories that even they have forgotten about. \nTHE STORYTELLERS:\nDanielle Gregoire\nEmmett Montgomery\nJekeva Phillips\nLu Smith\nYolanda Suarez \nDoors at 6:30pm\, Show at 7:00pm\nTickets: $10 \nThis show is a WLZ co-production with Danielle Gregoire \n 
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/found-stories/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Community & Civics
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180709T183000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180709T183000
DTSTAMP:20260603T141148
CREATED:20180529T165520Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180529T165649Z
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SUMMARY:Jake Brewer’s Landscapes Tour 2018
DESCRIPTION:Jake Brewer is a Seattle-born singer/songwriter who will be bringing his 2018 Landscapes Tour to Seattle on July 9 in support his upcoming sophomore album\, Landscapes. \nThe acoustic show will include music from local special guests Olie G and Maybelle Morales. Growing up in Seattle\, Jake began to sing and play guitar in middle school\, and has since been writing and recording music in his free time. His debut album\, Lucky I Am\, surpassed 100\,000 streams on Spotify\, and since has grown to nearly 200\,000 with the release of his next album: Landscapes. When asked about his style\, Jake uses the words “raw\, true\, honest\, and personal”. His unique acoustic style and personal expression through his music has led him to a career founded through social media\, with over 30\,000 followers on Twitter and growing. On his first headlining tour\, Jake hopes to break out of the virtual atmosphere and bring his music to life by delivering it to those who’ve supported him through his journey so far. \nDoors: 6:00pm for VIPs and 6:15pm for general admission\, Show @ 6:30pm\nTickets: $8 – general admission\, $15 – VIP \n 
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/jake-brewers-landscapes-tour-2018/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Music
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180711T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180711T190000
DTSTAMP:20260603T141148
CREATED:20180626T195116Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180706T231906Z
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SUMMARY:For the Record: Archival Video Screening + Talk from the Pittsburgh Queer History Project
DESCRIPTION:Harrison Apple\, the founding co-director of the Pittsburgh Queer History Project\, comes to Seattle to share their story of the creation of a public history project about life in the Steel City after 2 am. Focusing on their research into the after-hours gay social clubs of Pittsburgh from the 1960s to the 1990s\, they will share archival videos from nightclub performances and community events\, tales of collaborative archiving with queer elders\, and lessons on the politics of community archives. \nHarrison Apple was a 2013-2015 Artist-in-Residence of the Center for the Arts in Society at Carnegie Mellon University and is currently a PhD student of Gender and Women’s Studies and Information at the University of Arizona. They encourage fellow archivists to pursue community-led projects and offer free digitization and preservation services whenever possible. \nTickets: $10-15 suggested (but no one turned away for lack of funds) \n 
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/for-the-record-archival-video-screening-talk-from-the-pittsburgh-queer-history-project/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Community & Civics,Film,Queer
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180712T200000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180712T200000
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CREATED:20170829T230414Z
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SUMMARY:Keefee's House of Cards
DESCRIPTION:Keefee’s House of Cards is an improvisational\, interactive\, blackjack theater experience that is presented every first Thursday of the month at The Rendezvous. Four lucky audience members will have the opportunity to play blackjack live with Keefee (he’ll be your sassy\, unpredictable and often intoxicated dealer). You can buy a Player’s Pass and play with Keefee on stage or you can sip a cocktail and watch the action from the comfort of your “General Admission” seat. Whichever way you go\, smart money says Keefee’s gonna show you a good time. (Just to keep the Gambling Comish’ off our backs\, let’s be very clear. No money is won or lost. It’s all for pretend.) The show takes place in The Grotto and liquor will be served so audience is restricted to those 21 and up.\n\n“Keefee…says all the things you wish that you could say at a table but never do.” — The Broadway Hour\, Seattle\n“…(the) balancing act between the plot and the game is masterful and exciting.” — Seattle Gay Scene\n\nDoors at 7:30pm\n$15 at the door \n21+ \nKeefee’s House of Cards ETSY Shop! (samples below)
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/keefees-house-cards-3-2018-07-05/
LOCATION:The Grotto
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Gaming & Geekery,Variety
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180712T213000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180712T213000
DTSTAMP:20260603T141148
CREATED:20180704T010018Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180706T230613Z
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SUMMARY:Synchro-Niss With Me: A Live Broadcast Synchronicity Walk
DESCRIPTION:Have you ever experienced a coincidence that felt really meaningful? Like\, not an ordinary coincidence. But one of those magical moments in life where you feel that things just lined up perfectly for you? Meeting someone at the right moment at the right time or when you think about a person and they call you. Those are simple examples of synchronicity. \nMore than just a comedy show\, Synchro-niss With Me\, takes 5 entertainers\, comedians\, and local celebrities on a serendipitous\, spontaneous walk through downtown Portland (This time through Seattle). A camera person will follow the journey and we will broadcast it live in front of you\, our audience. We start with a roll of the die to choose our symbolic number to look out for throughout the duration of the walk. The guests will look to experience synchronistic events and keep an eye out for signs from the universe to guide them on a whimsical adventure a la Alice In Wonderland. Follow “white rabbits\,” (people who stand out) play childhood games in parks (truth or dare\, freeze tag\, duck duck goose)\, compliment random strangers\, and look for words of wisdom from people we meet on the street. They are looking to be in the right place at the right time to experience something strange or different. All directions chosen by the roll of a dice\, signs and symbols\, a “feeling”\, or the audience. With prizes for our walk’s MVP! People have had profound and life-altering experiences on synchronicity walks. Either way\, if you are a believer or not\, this is a night like no other and not to be missed! \nHosted by Amanda Lynn Deal and produced by Shannan Hunt and Zane Thomas\, field producer Jono Gindhart \nTickets: $11.11 in advance\, $13 at the door \n 
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/synchro-niss-with-me-a-live-broadcast-synchronicity-walk/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Comedy,Variety
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180713T223000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180713T223000
DTSTAMP:20260603T141148
CREATED:20180613T201009Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180613T201009Z
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SUMMARY:Queer'd Science: Androids\, Fembots\, & Non-Binary Cyborgs
DESCRIPTION:Replicants\, RoboCops\, & Roombas – oh\, honey! For one night only\, The Rendezvous will be swarming with top-of-the-line drag droids. Hosted by local hi-tech\, electric icon MISS TEXAS 1988 & the malfunctioning unit that is LIGHTHAUS\, this extravaganza will include a host of performances inspired by the fictional MegaMen\, Bionic Women\, & agender automatons we know and love. A special guest performance from the virtual motherboard of the Seattle scene – ARSON NICKI – is guaranteed to clip your circuits. \nFeaturing:\nARRHYTHMIO\nHELLEN TRAGEDY\nISIS\nJADE DYNASTY\nMERCURY DIVINE\nONE \nProduced by: IDKwhat\nArtwork by: Xhavier Jacobsen \nDoors at 9:45pm\, Show at 10:30pm\nTickets: GA – $20.00\, VIP – $30 \n 
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/queerd-science-androids-fembots-non-binary-cyborgs/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Burlesque,Drag,Queer,Theater
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180714T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180714T190000
DTSTAMP:20260603T141148
CREATED:20180626T150236Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180703T202251Z
UID:8830-1531594800-1531594800@www.therendezvous.rocks
SUMMARY:The Stay Up Late Show
DESCRIPTION:July 14th\, 7:00pm — VIVE LA FRANCE! Happy Bastille Day! \nSeattle’s ONLY live talk show/cabaret\, hosted by Rebecca Mmm Davis \nFEATURING!\n• Fresh for Summer\, Jo Jo Stiletto\, with Aunt Franzea’s Patio Life: Tips\, Tricks\, and Good Ideas!\n• Becky Bruhn\, Great British Bake Off enthusiast and Master Baker (we know what we said) who will demonstrate the techniques needed to make Paul Hollywood grunt and Mary Berry grin\n• Legendary Glamour Songstress ADE! \nSPECIAL INTERVIEW with the Reigning Queen of Burlesque\, Miss Exotic World 2018 INGA! \nALSO FOR THE FIRST TIME\, a snippet from Rebecca Mm Davis’s Work in Progress\, Sentimental Lady\, a Tribute to the Soft Sensual Sounds of the 1970s.\nPlus! Fantastic Games\, Fancy Raffles\, and MUCH MUCH MORE! \nTickets:\nIn advance – $15 for general admission\, $20 for VIP\nAt the door – $18 for general admission\, $22 for VIP
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/stay-up-late-show/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Cabaret,Variety
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180714T221500
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180714T221500
DTSTAMP:20260603T141148
CREATED:20180615T005240Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180615T005836Z
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SUMMARY:Eggshells — "Promises" album release show
DESCRIPTION:The Seattle-based experimental pop project brings Peter Verdoes (In Praise of Folly\, Can the Boy Tell Time)\, brother Benjamin Verdoes (Iska Dhaaf\, Mt. St. Helens Vietnam Band\, In Praise of Folly) and newcomer Sarah Han together to deliver 12 new tracks that ride the tension between anxiety and surrender: moody trip-hop beats anchoring layers of expansive synth and guitar loops\, all swaddled in familiar pop song structures with a garage rock sensibility.\nAs a follow-up to their 2014 self-titled debut\, featuring guests Sam Miller (Ravenna Woods\, Sean Nelson\, Mt. St. Helens Vietnam Band) and Nathan Quiroga (Iska Dhaaf\, Mad Rad\, Macklemore)\, of “lo-fi sugar-coated earworms that’ll stay with you long after the last drum-machine beat” (Jonathan Zwickel\, City Arts Magazine)\, “Promises” delivers a fuller exploration of decay and the effects of time in more complex song construction. \nDoors at 9:30pm\, Show at 10:15pm\nTickets: $7.00
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/eggshells-promises-album-release-show/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Music
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180715T183000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180715T183000
DTSTAMP:20260603T141148
CREATED:20180710T185248Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180710T185248Z
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SUMMARY:Bods & Monsters
DESCRIPTION:Hot Fawking is back with a show worth getting on your knees for. Bods and Monsters is a variety show celebrating myths\, legends\, monsters\, and heroes from across time and around the world. We will bring back your favorites\, Beau NusHole\, Velvet Revulva\, Morgue Anne Morrighan\, and Sophie B Fawkins. However\, as always\, the rest of the cast will blow your minds. Don’t miss out as we bring the old back to life. \nDoors at 6:00pm\, Show at 6:30pm\nTickets: in advance – $20 GA\, $40 VIP\, at the door – $25 GA\, $45 VIP \n 
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/bods-monsters/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Burlesque,Cabaret,Dance,Drag,Music,POC,Queer,Variety
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180720T180000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180720T180000
DTSTAMP:20260603T141148
CREATED:20180412T173209Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180706T022119Z
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SUMMARY:Get Set Go
DESCRIPTION:Get Set Go is perhaps best known for their presence on the hit ABC series\, Grey’s Anatomy. Over many seasons of the show\, the band’s music appeared repeatedly. However\, with 13 full-length albums\, a couple EP’s\, and multiple side-project albums\, the band’s principle songwriter\, Mike TV\, has penned and performed thoughtful\, beautiful\, and\, at times\, hilarious music with a breadth and scope unmatched by many of his contemporaries and peers. Combining one-part storytelling\, two-parts music\, and a fourth-part conversation\, this show is a deep dive into the heart and head of the creative force behind Get Set Go’s music. \n  \nDoors at 5:30pm\, Show at 6:00pm \nTickets: $10 in advance\, $13 at the door \n21+
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/get-set-go/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Music
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180720T214500
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180720T214500
DTSTAMP:20260603T141148
CREATED:20180717T194559Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180717T194744Z
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SUMMARY:Withering Blooms & Karimeh live at The Rendezvous!
DESCRIPTION:Without a plan for the weekend of Capitol Hill Block Party? No sweat! Join Withering Blooms and special guest Karimeh & kick off the weekend with a night of Rock & Roll & good times. \nWithering Blooms is a six-piece ’60s phychadelic rock band from Greenlake\, Seattle. Their latest EP release\, CAST IN CONFUSION\, was released in March and followed by a tour around the Puget Sound. Featuring single ‘Six Ways From Sunday’ and music video ‘I Never Loved Your Mind’\, this EP captures the dynamic sound and retro production style of the collection. \nKarimeh is a singer/songwriter/cover artist who likes to slow things down and mellow out the vibe. Playing electric guitar and singing some buttery vocals\, her goal is to share a bliss energy with the audience\, even if it’s covering a corny song and transforming it into a thoughtful\, emotional piece. \nDoors at 9:30pm\, Show at 9:45pm\nTickets: $5.00 \nWithering Blooms – www.witheringblooms.com/video \nKarimeh – https://soundcloud.com/karimeh-daneshmandi/tracks \n 
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/withering-blooms-karimeh-live-at-the-rendezvous/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Music
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180721T190000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180721T190000
DTSTAMP:20260603T141148
CREATED:20180714T002346Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180714T002346Z
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SUMMARY:My Rear's On the Sexy: A burlesque show named and inspired by neural networks!
DESCRIPTION:Burlesque comedy inspired by computers and interpreted by humans–with sexy results! \nAI. Artificial Intelligence. The term brings to mind things like SkyNet\, HAL\, sentient robots turning against humanity and trying to wipe us out. In fiction\, AI is almost always ready to exterminate humanity at a moment’s notice. \nIn the real world\, AI sees eyes in pictures of cats\, creates new Candy Hearts slogans like LUV 2000 HOGS YEA\, and is obsessed with the word fart. Robots? They fall down. A lot. We don’t have to worry about AI rising up to destroy us. We have to keep pulling it out from under the couch where it got stuck again. Artificial Intelligence has one true skill: Dada-surrealist comedy. That’s exactly what My Rear’s On the Sexy has in store for you. It was named by a neural network and is bringing some top-shelf weirdness to the Jewelbox Theater on July 21st. What do computers think make good Halloween costumes? What happens if Googles Deep Dream sees something other than eyes when it analyzes photos? What the heck is a Fruit Bat Lesbian\, anyway? Come get the answers to these and many other weirder questions at My Rear’s On the Sexy\, a burlesque show named and inspired by neural networks! \nSponsored by the Mad Scientist Journal and Darkmoon Gallery! \nFeaturing burlesque performances by Mx. Pucks A Plenty\, Sin de la Rosa\, Apollo Vidra\, Evilyn Sin Claire\, Sara Dipity\, Lowa De Boom Boom\, Polly Wood\, EmpeROAR Fabulous!!!\, Bolt Action\, and Scarlett OHairdye! Hosted by the Showgirl Scholar\, Sailor St. Claire! \nDoors at 6:30pm\, Show at 7:00pm\nTickets: in advance — $15 GA\, $25 VIP\, at the door — $20 GA\, $30 VIP \n 
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/my-rears-on-the-sexy-a-burlesque-show-named-and-inspired-by-neural-networks/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Burlesque,Cabaret,Feminist,Gaming & Geekery,Queer,Variety
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180721T213000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180721T213000
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CREATED:20180712T231718Z
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SUMMARY:Origami Ghosts\, Margo Lauritzen\, and The Wolf Tones
DESCRIPTION:Origami Ghosts (Antifolk? Twee? Punk?) & The Wolf Tones (piano\, jazz\, blues) — whom are the parents of Origami Ghost’s multi-instrumentalist Cassandra Wulff — make this a formidable family night of fun & music. \nFruit & Animal by origami ghosts\n\nOrigami Ghosts \nAntifolk? Irreverent trance pop? Twee? Origami Ghosts have been shapeshifting and genre-bending since 2004. The tunes are soulful punk jams crafted by Seattle\, WA’s own Jean Paul de Bellevue: an existential alt-folk-rock lad. \nOrigami Ghosts can be one — JP Scesniak — or many. The latter arrangement currently combines the sweet storytelling and songwriting of Scesniak with the magical synth\, flute\, and melodica playing of Cassandra Wulff\, and the blazingly ambitious cello and drum shreds of Jacob Leavitt and Ben Kendall respectively. Experience the mind-bending hypno-folk of Origami Ghosts. \n“Somewhere in between the anti-folk of The Moldy Peaches and the jangled guitar pop of Modest Mouse is It Don’t Exist\, the third full length from 6-piece unit Origami Ghosts\, chock full of hyper-earnest ballads\, “meow/meow” refrains\, and infectious\, accordion-inflected indie rock.” — Gwendolyn Elliott\, Seattle Weekly \n“Origami Ghosts are the seashell-folk/gentle-indie project of Seattle’s J.P. Scesniak—you know\, one of those bands where one person holds it down\, but reserves the right to be joined by a few or a lot of friends. OG’s songs are intricate\, with layers of strings\, guitar\, and accordion (tasteful accordion) coming together at the corner of “peaceful nature hike” and “busker beach bonfire.” The earnest lyrics and airy vocals remind me of Little Wings\, with the shy melancholy of Carissa’s Weird\, and a maybe a touch of stripped-down Pinback…” — Emily Nokes\, the Stranger \nThe Wolf Tones \nBeth & Wulff was born out of love 45 years ago. They met at the University of Montana and have been together celebrating their passion for music ever since. Times have not always been easy as musicians\, while raising a family and working in other fields over the years\, but one thing has remained… the music of Beth & Wulff. \nBeth Wulff has become a visible part of the Seattle musical community. She was one of the founding members of the Seattle Women in Rhythm and Blues as their keyboardist and featured vocalist\, performing with Merilee Rush\, Patti Allen\, Duffy Bishop\, Kris Shay Tanner\, and jazz guitarist Emily Remler among others. She has performed with Motown legend Mary Wells\, soul singer Al Wilson\, and local legend Rich Dangel. Her keyboarding and songwriting can be heard on numerous CD projects. \nMontana’s limited venues lead Beth and Jim Wulff out on the road\, and eventually they worked as a house band at a local club on Bainbridge Island in Washington. After eventually moving to Seattle\, Jim continued working as a drummer and vocalist with Beth and other area musicians\, including the late Kevin Wallace\, the late Rich Dangel\, Paula Maya\, and Stacy Jones\, as a founding member of the blues band Stacy Jones and the Wolf Tones. Jim is featured on the recording “Red Dirt Road” as a drummer\, songwriter\, and vocalist. He is currently performing as a solo vocalist in numerous area venues\, and his CD “Songs From the Past” is available at his performances and online. \nMargo Lauritzen \n\n\nMargo Lauritzen writes songs about bicycles\, trains\, and ferry crossings. She likes to play with character\, chance (eg. dice throwing)\, and story form. She views her songs as pieces of a larger visual and poetic narrative with infinite variation.
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/origami-ghosts-the-wolf-tones/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Music
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DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180722T183000
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SUMMARY:Shameless Tease
DESCRIPTION:We’re sick of pretending to do it for the love of art. \nSeattle is full of starving artists\, and these ones have had enough. Join this cabaret for cash as your favorite performers do the acts they want to do in a shameless cash grab to pay our bills. \nBring your bills! This is a tipping-encouraged show. Although we will try our best to accommodate folks who prefer plastic\, cash is always king. \nFeaturing performances by:\nMorgue Anne\nMx Pux A’Plenty\nBeau Nushole\nChaos X Machina\nPousse Sauvage \nAnd more! \nHosted by Smokey Brown \nDoors at 6:00pm\, Show at 6:30pm\nTickets: $20 GA\, $40 VIP \n 
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/shameless-tease/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Burlesque,Cabaret,Comedy,Dance,POC,Variety
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180723T193000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180723T193000
DTSTAMP:20260603T141148
CREATED:20180627T234915Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180630T205253Z
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SUMMARY:The Sirens of Swing
DESCRIPTION:“If the 3 Stooges were pretty and could sing like angels\, they’d be The Sirens of Swing.” Come see why. Blending humor with classic and offbeat swing tunes\, these 3 gals will take you to the moon and back and put a kick in your chicken. Starring Karen Kay Cody\, Joanne Klein and Jayne Muirhead\, with arrangements by John Engerman and Dave Pascal on bass. \nShow at 7:30pm\nTickets: $20 \n  \n 
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/the-sirens-of-swing/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Cabaret,Comedy,Music
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180725T183000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180725T183000
DTSTAMP:20260603T141148
CREATED:20180326T224739Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180714T011649Z
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SUMMARY:Dorothy's Piano Bar
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URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/dorothys-piano-bar/
LOCATION:The Grotto
CATEGORIES:Music
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180725T200000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180725T200000
DTSTAMP:20260603T141148
CREATED:20180612T191732Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180626T151005Z
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SUMMARY:The Hypnotista
DESCRIPTION:This hour and a half show begins with Mentalism\, the supreme magic of the mind. Maritess Zurbano uses intense audience-participation with feats that impresse both fun people and analytical minds. See her read the minds of several volunteers\, without their permission!\nZurbano’s featured hypnotism show respects her audiences and improves their lives. She is the only Filipina-American professional stage hypnotist in the world and has been profiled by Newsday\, Lifetime Television\, the BBC News and The Village Voice. She has performed at over 1000 exclusive events including casinos\, corporations\, and exclusive events. She brings hilarity and entertainment to people of all ages internationally and specializes in amazing even the most critical thinkers. At the end of the show\, even the most sophisticated minds are astounded and thrilled at the experience. \nDoors at 7:30pm\, Show at 8:00pm\n21+
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/the-hypnotista-2/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Magic
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180727T183000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180727T183000
DTSTAMP:20260603T141148
CREATED:20180712T200039Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180712T200039Z
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SUMMARY:Christmas in July with the Trinkettes
DESCRIPTION:The Trinkettes are bringing you all the sparkly holiday cheer\, whether you’ve been naughty or nice. \nOnce a year the season strikes and we can’t help but hear the ring-ting-tingling of slay bells jingling while watching carolers go a-wassailing around. It warms our heart to celebrate a hallmark of tradition by spreading good tidings and cheer to our loved ones. If you’re anything like the Trinkettes\, once a year just isn’t enough! So\, we decided to bring yule tide cheer to the opposite time of year. \nJoin us at The Rendezvous to see what we’ve hung in our stockings. We’ll even have individually selected Christmas gifts from each of the Trinkettes up for grabs. We can’t wait to celebrate the sparkliest season of all. \nDoors at 6:00pm\, Show at 6:30pm\nTickets: in advance — $17 for GA\, $20 for VIP\, at the door — $20 for GA\, $25 for VIP \n 
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/christmas-in-july-with-the-trinkettes/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Burlesque,Cabaret,Dance,Theater
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DTSTART;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180728T220000
DTEND;TZID=America/Los_Angeles:20180728T220000
DTSTAMP:20260603T141148
CREATED:20180503T235355Z
LAST-MODIFIED:20180511T003107Z
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SUMMARY:The Devil's Carnival
DESCRIPTION:Enter the surreal world of The Devil’s Carnival where our sins are exposed in all their glory\, hilarity and tragedy for your twisted entertainment! A dinner theater variety show hosted by the exquisite Diva le Deviant. The evening opens with musical guest The Fabulous Downey Brothers followed by powerful and edgy performance artists from Seattle\, Portland and New York including Titano Oddfellow\, Miss Spooky\, Moria Chapell\, Seraphina Fiero\, Setna\, Little Bear\, La Petit Mort\, Leslie Rosen\, Marquis Facade\, Mercury Divine\, Magi\, Maureen\, Jenny Penny\, Ana Belle\, Samandra\, Sage\, Scarlett Siren\, Jamila Honeybear and more…!\nWarning: this show is not for the faint of heart! \nTickets: VIP – $46.66\, General – $26.66 \nDoors at 9:30pm\, Show at 10:00pm
URL:https://www.therendezvous.rocks/event/the-devils-carnival/
LOCATION:The Jewelbox Theater
CATEGORIES:Music,Theater,Variety
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